You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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