How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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