We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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