Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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