when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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