I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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