i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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