You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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