how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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