In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I need to align my fucking chakras
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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