I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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