In the future we'll all be gay
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
