I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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