This girl is more easily done than said...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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