so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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