My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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