no you cant smoke seaweed
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
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