his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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