Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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