I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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