God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.