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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  seriously i just wanna be friends

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  pass

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad

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• (707): View more from California

  I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..

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  WOAH TOO HIGH

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• (209): View more from California

  you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around

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• (631): View more from New York

  I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"

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