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  if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Are you guys doing anything tonight?

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  Krysta

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"

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• (619): View more from California

  It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico

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• (707): View more from California

  I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.

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  Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.

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• (858): View more from California

  He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.

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