ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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