Don't you send me to vm
I love black thongs
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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