That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
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I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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