Plan B is the new Plan A
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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