marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I am puke
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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