Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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