I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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