so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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