hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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