its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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