I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
NoShamevember. You game?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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