Where are you?
In a non slutty way
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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