so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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