very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I love you. Go after that dick
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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