1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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