I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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