shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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