What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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