Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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