On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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