it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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