she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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