Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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