Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho