just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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