omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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