What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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