Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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