would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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