My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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