i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
i think we sleep fucked last night...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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